Monday, December 7, 2009

Girls Girls Girls

When it rains - it pours, huh? Tiger sure did know how to pick them. Porn Stars, Perkins managers, night club VIP hostesses... blah blah. I think it is pretty clear that many of these women are just spotlight needy, hookers without direction in their lives.

Tiger was an incredibly quiet man when it came to his personal life. He was surrounded by people who constantly protected the image of the man behind the perfect golf game. If this was so perfectly preserved, then how could anyone let this problem get out of control to the tune upwards of 10 girls. The situation was so carefully monitored that there is no chance in the world that it would.

So why are we believing the rumors? It's quite clear that the girls who aren't talking are probably the closest to Tiger... Clearly, those girls are the only ones with any level of class.

Mindy Lawson Video

Dear lying Mindy Lawson,

If you were really fucking Tiger for over three years, YOU would know that his wife's name is pronounced E-lin not Ellen.

YOU ARE TRAILER PARK TRASH and couldn't get a man period much less someone with the level of class of Tiger Woods.

The real question at hand is when was the last time someone actually pulled your hair during "love making."

Warmly yours.

Mindy Lawson

Perkins – come on people – seriously! Tiger Woods has probably never even heard of Perkins because billionaires don’t eat shit. This is unfortunate, not only because we are losing one of America’s finest credible athlete’s but now he’s being slandered in the media by trashy girls who never made it out of the trailer park. Mindy Lawson – YOU ARE A LIAR!